Kirtland Community Theatre

The Roscommon Community Players

in association with the Kirtland Center for the Performing Arts Open Auditions for “Relatively Speaking” by Ethan Coen, Elaine May and Woody Allen

Kirtland Center for the Performing Arts at Kirtland Community College

Tuesday, July 21st, Tuesday, July 28th, and Thursday, July 30th

Registration begins at 5:30 pm with Auditions beginning promptly at 6 pm. Please bring your calendar to list any conflicts you may have during the rehearsal period. Rehearsal dates and times will be determind by cast availability.

Performances will be on October 9th, 10th, and 11th, 2015

 Synopsis – An evening of three one-act comedies: George is Dead: A self-centered woman, recently widowed, invites herself into her nanny’s daughter’s home. Honeymoon Motel: A young bride leaves her groom at the altar after falling for an older man. Talking Cure: A mental patient and his therapist examine the source of his abnormal behavior.


Honeymoon Motel:                                            Talking Cure:
Jerry Spector – The groom’s stepfather.            Larry – the patient, middle-aged.
Nina Roth – The bride.                                           Doctor – a psychiatrist in a mental hospital
Eddie – Jerry’s friend                                               Husband – Larry’s father, in flashback
Paul Jessup.  The groom.  Jerry’s stepson.        Wife – Larry’s mother, in flashback
Judy Spector – The groom’s mother.
Sam Roth – Nina’s father                                       George is Dead:
Fay Roth – Nina’s mother                                       Carla – a younger upper-class woman
Rabbi Bamuel                                                       Doreen – an older upper class woman
Dr. Brill – a psychiatrist                                          Michael – Carla’s boyfriend, teacher & activist
Sal Buanocatti – a pizza delivery man                The Old Woman,  & The Funeral Director

For additional information please visit Roscommon Community Players’ Facebook Page.

The Kirtland Community Theatre is a performance outlet for community members and students of the Kirtland Community College service district. Typically, KCT produces one main stage and two traveling shows each year.  Auditions are held approximately 6 to 8 weeks prior to performances.

Call the box office at 989-275-6777 for information on hosting a KCT show at your fundraising event.

 Community groups partner with KCT to earn money for your cause.

Your community or service group can book a show for production in your community or consign tickets to “Dashing Through the Snow” in December to easily earn money for your cause. We can help you with the details on your way to success. Contact KCPA Director Jomarie Gurnow to learn more. 989-275-5000 ext. 375.

Calling all Volunteers!

Volunteers are needed in all production areas. Everyone is welcome to call the Kirtland Center to learn more about set construction, stage crew, costume, front of house opportunities – 989-275-6777.